Short story goes likes this: Unreal Engine 3 objects (called UObjects) can be 'emulated' in the event developers ship the game without them. All in all, I figured I'd finally put this online, as 'advertised' here.
It's been a while I've been holding on to this one, either fiddling with various manipulations of the Engine in my spare time or finishing main story once more (fuck, I'm a huge fan of the series).