What's more, Resi 4 simply doesn't look as good on PC as it did back on my lowly GameCube a couple of years ago.
I played this abhorration with a 360 pad in the end - but even then I had to alt tab out to find out exactly how the buttons were numbered in my computer's control panel. Controls are entirely keyboard-based - and as soon as one of the game's Fahrenheit-style timed button-bashing sequences kicks in, you'll get requests like 'Button 5 and button 6!', and you'll be staring at your tildes, inserts and right-shifts in shock, horror and growing nausea. Well, use your imagination - you're pretty f***ed. Let's imagine you don't have a gamepad and you want to play Resi 4 on PC.
A console port so insultingly cut-and-pasted that its menu systems make you weep, its refusal to recognise even the existence of a mouse makes you incensed with anger and its insistence on showering one of the greatest games of the past decade in noxious shit makes you gag. In All Honesty, I didn't realise they still peddled shite like this.
